The Fitted Shirt

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

Hunter S. Thompson
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BRUCE LEE

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
funnyordie:

Glenn Howerton Funny Or Die Twitter Takeover

Glenn Howerton is taking over our Twitter account tomorrow at noon PST to talk to you live from Comic-Con!

Follow @funnyordie and prepare your amazing questions!

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Will there ever be a better tie-breaker developed for CharDee MacDennis, the Game of Games?

funnyordie:

Glenn Howerton Funny Or Die Twitter Takeover

Glenn Howerton is taking over our Twitter account tomorrow at noon PST to talk to you live from Comic-Con!

Follow @funnyordie and prepare your amazing questions!


Will there ever be a better tie-breaker developed for CharDee MacDennis, the Game of Games?

(Source: funnyordie)