Call me Chuck. Chuck Justice.
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DR. SOLOMON SNYDER, 61, director of neuroscience, Johns Hopkins
"People who get obsessive about details tend not to be very creative. . .Serendipity is just a fancy word for luck. Let me tell you: Luck favors the prepared mind. . .Preserving the species is more important than preserving the self. So what matters most in life is preserving your relationships with others. . .What differentiates the men from the boys is that men have vision."
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BRUCE LEE
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
DR. SOLOMON SNYDER, 61, director of neuroscience, Johns Hopkins
"People who get obsessive about details tend not to be very creative. . .Serendipity is just a fancy word for luck. Let me tell you: Luck favors the prepared mind. . .Preserving the species is more important than preserving the self. So what matters most in life is preserving your relationships with others. . .What differentiates the men from the boys is that men have vision."
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BRUCE LEE
"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."
Revelations within five minutes of stepping out the door today:
- I forgot to put on deodorant.
- What I’m wearing is not windproof.
- The lid to my coffee mug is not spillproof.
- I just don’t give a fuck.
- I’m in the greatest mood.
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Oliver Barrett: “Stop, Hammer time”
Oliver says:
Stupid random idea, I’m sure it’s been done before. That’s what happens when you take a nap and wake up to MC Hammer on VH1.
When I am president, this will be the official stop sign of the United States of America. Vote for me!
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Oliver Barrett: “Stop, Hammer time”
Oliver says:
Stupid random idea, I’m sure it’s been done before. That’s what happens when you take a nap and wake up to MC Hammer on VH1.
When I am president, this will be the official stop sign of the United States of America. Vote for me!
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THE ONLY APPROPRIATE TIME TO MAKE OUT WITH AN ANIMAL IS TO SAVE ITS LIFE.
NY Daily News: “A puppy found nearly frozen in a jet’s cargo bay at JFK Airport was revived by U.S.customs officers who performed mouth-to-snout resuscitation, officials said Thursday.”
Huzzah for whichever strange/brave person had the moxy to pucker up for a pooch.
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biggie. hypnotize. papa been smooth since days of underroos.
“ I say, ‘Don’t sever heads in front of me,’ ” she said. “She usually does it in the woods.
Self-described wolf woman severed lost dog’s head
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